#6

when people order espresso drinks for their little kids, i use decaf even if they dont order it. i refuse to be the cause of their stunted growth or hormonal disorder from too much caffeine..

#5

i wrote my phone number on a customer's cup one time, and then he called me later that night. we hooked up, but he just did it to try to get free coffee, which hurt my self esteem a little.

#4

My apron smells like a horse took a fat crap on it, and i refuse to wash it until my shift supervisor makes me.

-amy, kansas city

#3

I spend most of my paycheck on starbucks mugs, when I should be paying off college.

#2

If brittney spears came into my Starbucks, i would probably give her a free drink after i peed my pants, even tho she is really trashy.

#1

a preppy cheerleader (i knew she was a cheerleader because she was in uniform) came in and asked for a grande skinny vanilla latte. while i was making it she shouted in her valley girl voice, "Wait, thats a medium, i want a GRANDE. " (she meant venti..) i showed her venti, told her that was large..

..when i remade her VENTI skinny vanilla latte, it was with regular vanilla syrup and whole milk. hope that goes to your thighs little prick cheer girl.