#46

Customers that talk on their cell phones while ordering in the drive through drive me crazy... It's all I can do to hold my tongue when they tell me to 'hold on' while they finish their conversation.

#45

I love upselling to all the skinny preppy college bitches that come in to my store. Nonfat no whip pumpkin spice....how about a tasty 400 calorie pastry today? Great! See you in four hours for some more!

#44

at #40-- i agree. i love getting to flirt with all the customers to get tips. it makes me feel like a legal whore.. kinda weird but its fun :)

#43

im pretty sure ive sold my soul to a siren. the little bitch snagged me from the first sip of my first latte.

#41

To #34, I tell almost everyone that they picked Via. Most of the customers are idiots, they only think they can tell. Keep on lying. Sell Via to the unsuspecting!

"#34 today, a woman took the starbucks via taste challenge
and she couldnt really tell the difference. i lied and said the
one she liked least was pike place.. she bought a 3pack. i felt
bad for lying, but i mean, anything to meet the via goals, right??"

#40

the best part of my job is that i get to flirt with all the customers i want, the more i flirt the better the tips are...

#39

each frappuccino i make kills me slowly. one day i want to make creme base with whole milk to stick it to them, or use 2 or 3 packets of coffee base per box so people can taste what coffee REALLY tastes like

#38

One of the greatest things about working at Starbucks is when I get to wash the dishes. It's my own little way of escaping from the crap that some customers give me.

#37

after years of feeling that it would be going too far, i quickly and quietly spit in the world's rudest customer's frappuccino. i also immediately sanitized the blender pitcher, because i didn't want anyone else to have a spittaccino, but still... it felt wonderful. i almost wished i had been sick.
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#36

On one of my last days working I carried out "Operation: Decaf EVERYBODY!"

It started with decaf pike place in both urns, decaf espresso roast as the bold and decaf in the main espresso hopper on one machine.

I was on bar for most of the morning, so I was able to give my favorite customers the real stuff. Everyone else got decaf.

Fuck em

#35

There was one female customer who came into the store who seemed really nice and polite….a pleasure to see every morning……..then out of nowhere she turned into a she-bitch and had the nerve to regularly order a iced grande non-fat Latte with HALF-A-SPLENDA!. What is that shit? If I was working the bar I gave her the whole friggin’ Splenda and decaf shots to boot.


When I thought it couldn’t get any worse with her, she came into the store right at opening on a Sunday morning……ordered a tall coffee and presented a $100 bill. The SS got her change cause I refused to change it for her. I always hated the 'Just Say Yes' policy.

#34

today, a woman took the starbucks via taste challenge and she couldnt really tell the difference. i lied and said the one she liked least was pike place.. she bought a 3pack. i felt bad for lying, but i mean, anything to meet the via goals, right??


-kevin, ohio

#33

if i stay at starbucks the rest of my life, i will be a sad little crumb cake disaster..

#32

DELISHOUS DRINK!!

my coffee shop near my school makes something called a white chocolate wolf.. and its delishous. i figured out how to make it!



for a grande..
4 pumps white mocha
fill with 3/4 of coffee
then top it with steamed signature hot chocolate
and add whip cream on top.

its amazing :)