#46

Customers that talk on their cell phones while ordering in the drive through drive me crazy... It's all I can do to hold my tongue when they tell me to 'hold on' while they finish their conversation.

#45

I love upselling to all the skinny preppy college bitches that come in to my store. Nonfat no whip pumpkin spice....how about a tasty 400 calorie pastry today? Great! See you in four hours for some more!

#44

at #40-- i agree. i love getting to flirt with all the customers to get tips. it makes me feel like a legal whore.. kinda weird but its fun :)

#43

im pretty sure ive sold my soul to a siren. the little bitch snagged me from the first sip of my first latte.

#41

To #34, I tell almost everyone that they picked Via. Most of the customers are idiots, they only think they can tell. Keep on lying. Sell Via to the unsuspecting!

"#34 today, a woman took the starbucks via taste challenge
and she couldnt really tell the difference. i lied and said the
one she liked least was pike place.. she bought a 3pack. i felt
bad for lying, but i mean, anything to meet the via goals, right??"

#40

the best part of my job is that i get to flirt with all the customers i want, the more i flirt the better the tips are...

#39

each frappuccino i make kills me slowly. one day i want to make creme base with whole milk to stick it to them, or use 2 or 3 packets of coffee base per box so people can taste what coffee REALLY tastes like